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asparagus my ass tuRN THE FUCK AROUND
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I got bad news for you
Australians on Tumblr
oh my god
America has an eagle plushy.
The best part is how even though I’m South Australian, I read that in a Northern Territory accent.
so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.
he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’
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i set sal on fire before he killed me and i got this invaluable screenshot of him accepting his last seconds of life
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coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents
AND THEY SHOULD HAVE KEPT THAT NAME
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